Wednesday, October 24, 2007

What do you think coach... Dawson or Danza?

John Fox is faced with a difficult decision this weekend. With Jake Delhomme out for the season, Fox will choose between his backups for this weekend's Colts/Panthers matchup in Charlotte. The candidates both have extensive resumes;

David Carr - Dawson's Creek extra / worst #1 pick of all time. Leads the league in times sacked and has a serious tendency to run towards the incorrect goal line when pressured.

  • Positives -- Quick, agile. Irregular throwing motion can avoid batted balls.
  • Negatives -- Scared as shit in the pocket. Tendency to go colorblind and deliver the rock to opposing linebackers.

Vinny Testaverde - Tony Danza impersonator / certified old balls. Leads the league in gray hair and lives in a Residence Inn.

  • Positives -- Poised, experienced. Has been in this situation enough times to give the Panthers the best chance to win
  • Negatives -- Testaverde actually is colorblind. There is nothing cool about going on the IR with a broken hip either.


While it looks like Fox will take Carr - we think Testaverde gives Carolina the best shot.

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