There are no black players in college football

Nerjyzed Entertainment has announced the upcoming release of a college football video game entitled "BCFX."

"We are going to immerse the user in things that make black college football different."

Black College Football eXperience aims to '"...introduce people to what really happens at a black college football game." That's right, it's a college football game with black players. While there may be quality football in an SEC, Big Ten or Pac Ten setting -- don't expect to see any black players on that racist ass EA Sports NCAA Football. "We're not just talking about football, we're talking about the football experience... The halftime show, the fifth quarter." An extra quarter? Sounds more like an Amish league to me.

Donal Ware will be the game's version of John Madden according to the Raleigh News and Observer. Well kind of like Madden, but coherent and a bit more athletic. Brian Jackson, a Howard graduate, is the game's creative designer. "This game isn't just for the black community, it's to introduce people to what really happens at a black college football game. You'll actually hear music throughout the game; the music is what gets the crowd hyped." Players can control their bands and dancers as well.

Outraged caucasians have retalliated with a single race sports platform of their own: NHL '08.